Writing in Warlockese is based upon incorrect sentence structure, lack of most punctuation, and (most importantly) outrageously mispelled words. Run-on sentences are a sign of well written Warlockese. Do not capitalize proper nouns or the first letter of a sentence unless the following rule is valid. Only use a capital letter if the word is pronounced with that letter as it is pronounced in the alphabet. For instance; "bEn" is pronounced "bean", "dI" is pronounced "die", and "U" is pronounced "you". Sometimes vowls are eliminated when they aren't necessary for the correct pronounciation of the word, like "Xklbr" is "Excaliber". The following is a list of English words and their Warlockese counterparts.
Warlockese translations
| suprise | cyprIz |
| attack | utak |
| physics | fzX |
| chart | chRt |
| chain | chAn |
| team | tEm |
| fart | fRt |
| bald | bald |
| elf | Lf |
| calculator | kalQlAtr |
| dress | drS |
| mountain | mowntN |
| tree | trE |
| excaliber | Xkalbr |
| death | deth |
| window | whindO |
| word | wrd |
| bouque | boo-K |
| Warlockese | gwharlokEz |
There is no correct translation for the phrase "sjsvnkwi wni nc ciioceor", but it can be correctly responded
to by saying "dfnknd a la vdifil" or "jtjgjkrenjkjnrtgnjjjjjjjz".
The Following are Rules that have been added to the Language of Warlockese since it was first created
Because as this language grows with use, more discoveries are being made about it.
Rule I
- The capital letter W is now used in place of the letter trio ing. Example: being=BW or biting=bItW or wing=wW
Rule 2
- There can obviously be many different spellings for words written in Warlockese. Example: "thesis" can be spelt thEsis, thEssis, thEssiss, or hhhthEsssisss.
Rule 3
- Numbers should be used like capital letters in the sence that you pronunciate it out as part of the word. Examples: once=1s, forget=4get, survive=sir5 and so on. The words two, to, and too should all be spelt 2
Rule 4
- You can combine words in a sentance that would normally be seperate. Example: "The whole thing is all so we can forget how to spell" = "tha hOl thW iz also wE kan 4get hou 2 spL". Please use caution when applying this rule as it may tend to cause a bit of confusion.
Rule 5
- Proper nouns that are normally capitalized are lost in the language of Warlockese, so to signify that something is a proper noun, just put a little dash in front of it. Example: Tennessee = -teniC or Manitoba, Canada = -manatoba,-kanida
Rule 6
- The symbol @ is pronounced at. Examples: pat=p@, atomic=@omik, attitude=@i2d and so on.
Rule 7
- The symbol ~ is used to replace the letters th. Examples: feather=fe~r, the=~u, that=~@, thing=~W . [Special thanx to Elak]
Rule 8
- {Remember, as with all other languages, this language is constantly evolving. Thanks to all who have supported it so far, this is the fasted growing lanuage on the net!}
Warlockese was originally meant to be a complete rebellion against the confusing meathods of the English language. Since then, it has evolved into a more efficient way of writing and communicating both on paper and on a computer. Some of the original Warlockese words are inaccuratly spelt and can be done so more efficiently as shown in the following table:
| suprise | suprIz |
| attack | @ak |
| mountain | mountN |
| window | windO |
| Warlockese | warlokEz |
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